Went to Trader Joe’s for the first time today
be still my clogged heart
b-b-b-b-butter?! made of COOKIES?!?!?! this is a thing?!?!?!
"Is it true that you’re playing Doctor Strange?" [x]
do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is
I’m prouder of this than I should be
I’d totes go banana sandwich…
AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER
Should hang out sometime.
Just sit and have a conversation.
I would watch the shit out of that.
Based on the books, the second motherfucker’s goal in life is to track down the first motherfucker and kill his motherfucking ass
Indeed what makes it even funnier is technically the first mofo is the dad of the second mofo.
either way, both are gorgeous, badass motherfuckers and would gladly have both in my pants…
Trying to remember an answer when taking a test
Remembering the answer after you’ve turned the test in